14/01/2013
- 20/01/2013
Phenomena [Dario Argento, 1985]: The opening sequence is still one of the
strongest and most unnerving moments from any of Argento's films. The sense of terror and isolation, as this
young girl finds herself stranded in the heart of the Swiss countryside, is
heightened by the ominous tone of the music, the constant winds that throughout
the film suggest the air of hysteria (or emotional unbalance) that propels
these characters towards madness (or worse), and the natural contrast between
the setting, this stunning and serene backdrop of verdant hills and silhouetted
peaks, and the anticipation of the violence still to come. The presentation of the scene is like
something out of a fairy tale, where the emphasis on these young characters -
trapped in a state of trance between childhood and adolescence - find
themselves lost within a world that at first seems strange and beautiful, but through
the actual process of its character's investigation, soon reveals a darker,
more dangerous edge. The otherworldly
feel continues throughout the film, becoming increasingly more abstract, as the
plot - which owes as much to Sleeping Beauty (1959) as it does to Suspiria
(1977) - warps and mutates to the point of straining credibility, as the young
protagonist Jennifer Corvino uses her ability to commune with insects in an
attempt to find the vicious killer terrorising her school. Many will no doubt find this aspect of
Argento's film ridiculous, but for me I've always seen it as something very
haunting and evocative. A pure exercise
in atmosphere and mood, where the author, rejecting logic and convention,
creates something that is more like an extended nightmare or a never-ending dream.
The Early Bird [Robert Asher, 1965]: I'm not an expert here (obviously!), but The
Early Bird seems to have had a much larger budget than any of the other Norman
Wisdom films I've seen, with a lot of optical effects, miniatures, matte-paintings
and elaborate sets used to give the illusion of a fully functioning world. Unfortunately, the emphasis on grand
spectacle comes at the expense of the characters and their story, with this charming
and still very relevant tale of two rival dairies (one, a large conglomerate,
the other a family run business) being pushed to the background while we're instead
treated to endless scenes of the bumbling Norman demolishing an entire manor
house with a runaway lawnmower, wrecking a golf match while masquerading as an
elderly vicar, and eventually flooding a poor woman's sitting-room with a
gallon of spilled milk (before having to watch as his runaway cart is crushed
under the weight of a speeding train).
The quality of these set-pieces is actually rather good considering the
age of the film, but there is no heart to this story, which for me, lacks both
the quiet whimsy and the subtle sadness of something like Trouble in Store
(1953) or the brilliant One Good Turn (1954), or even the madcap satire of the
slyly subversive The Square Peg (1958).
It's certainly not a terrible film since many of the jokes are actually quite
funny, but compared to these other, earlier Wisdom classics, The Early Bird just never achieves
its full potential.
Batman & Robin [Joel Schumacher,
1997]: Don't get me wrong, I didn't
necessarily like it, but I do think a lot of the negativity surrounding this
film is a kneejerk reaction to the context of the thing. For one, Batman & Robin is not an
adaptation of the Batman character, his mythos or his ideology - in the sense
of being truthful (if not "reverent") to the source - but more a
pastiche of it. To borrow a British
phrase, you could almost call it a "piss-take"; a film that
underlines the inherent absurdity of the Batman character and exaggerates it to
a near-outlandish degree. While the
recent Batman films have attempted to approach the concept from a more
realistic or at least semi-plausible perspective, they still can't change the
fact that it's a franchise built around the idea of a billionaire playboy
fighting crime in a rubber costume.
Schumacher's film not only understands that Batman, as an idea, is total nonsense, it celebrates the theatricality of it;
turning the adventure into farce and the action into camp. Many have taken this
aspect of the film's approach to be an example
of the director's blatant homosexuality getting in the way of the Batman
character, but I'm not so sure. Yes,
there are nipples on the costumes and occasional close-ups of his hero's
rubber-clad crotch, but even with screenwriter Akiva Goldsman's often quite
smutty double entendres and the kaleidoscope of vivid, flowery colours, the
tone of the film is more or less in keeping with the harmless kitsch of the
1960s T.V. show. Like Mario Bava's
delirious spy parody, Danger: Diabolik (1968), this seems to be the spirit the
filmmakers were going for; creating something that could be, to Batman, what
Austin Powers was to James Bond. Yes,
it's incredibly stupid, but I suspect that's kind of the point...
Predator [John McTiernan, 1987]: Now that its blockbuster credentials have dated slightly, I suppose one could argue that the film has become the '80s equivalent of a great '50s B-movie; not quite Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) perhaps, but maybe The Thing from Another World (1951). The comparison would be apt given the occasional references to director John McTiernan's approach as being somewhat 'Hawksian' in nature. True enough, there's a great economy to the director's use of space that recalls a film like Red River (1948) or Rio Bravo (1959), with the same use of the frame to suggest the various on-going power struggles within the group. However, what's more interesting (to me) is the way the filmmakers exploit the over-the-top machismo so prevalent in American action cinema of the 1980s by making it a film primarily about the physicality of its characters. A film where these two-dimensional musclemen are pitted against the ultimate adversary - a creature, able to use their own surroundings against them - which forces them to throw away their weapons and artillery and revert to more old-fashioned methods of survival and self-preservation. This is something of a running theme for McTiernan, beginning with his debut film - the aforementioned Nomads (1986) - and continuing through to the hugely successful Die Hard (1988) and the flawed but fascinating The 13th Warrior (1999). In these films, the "modern man" (or "modern" to the world of the film) has to regress to a more primal or primitive state when faced with a particular threat. For me, Predator - still one of the director's most popular and enduring films - might be the most clear and concise distillation of this theme, for obvious reasons.